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Donnie, you're out of your element
Submitted by Left Arm Tan on January 13, 2008 - 2:26pm. :: Left Arm Tan Sucks?
Ouch. First off, nice mohawk. What is this, a Rage Against the Machine concert? Are we back in '97? What happened to the Mt. Rainier winter training trip photo? Advise.
Clearly, any derision previously expressed regarding this group's nomenclature had no reference to the aforementioned Tim Burton/Alec Baldwin/Geena Davis/Michael Keaton classic. Instead, recommendations submitted to the administrator were to replace "Juice" with "Giuse" (not "Guese") in light of one of our fellow teammate's constant requests for "dude, just 1% more, just 2% more for last 500, dude."
I recognize that RCM readers at large will have no idea what "Giuse" refers to, and as a point of compromise we can perhaps add a phonetic qualifier in the title. Said group name would thus become: "No Less Than 10% Giuse (joos)."
Hopefully, we can refrain from mudslinging, defamation, and escamotage in future posts, and we can keep our shots above the belt. Ahem.
To the gentleman from Wisconsin:
My beard is tickling with joy to hear that you understand the concerns of our administrator, Dan "The Enforcer(self proclaimed)" Walsh. I am happy to engage in this dialog with respect and hope that in time we will be able to arrive at a satisfactory solution. I concede to your point that "Guise" would more adequately identify our teammate from whom the inspiration of this group was derived. I also agree that our dedicated followers would appreciate such insight. I will cautiously approach the subject with "The Enforcer" and keep you updated on the outcome. It may be a few days as He is now in training for American Gladiators (because ever since that show has been back on everyone keeps telling him he should be on it...totally). Also, accept my sincere apologies for past low blows and know that here to fore all pugilistic engagements will be met with reverence and consideration.
Respectfully yours from above the belt,
Sir Chesney Grapestrangler
P.S. As far as the Mohawk is concerned all I can do is recommend is that you cannot be mad at elegance.