Things are up in the Southeast

Quick shout out to our friends in the Southwest.

Since your transcontinental California gold rush last month, several key developments have occurred in Clemson that have resulted in a drastically improved standard of living.

These include, but are not limited to, the following:

1) 10-fold increase in AirSoft variety shooting devices ("device" being more inclusive than "firearm," as the Evil Killa purchased a remote controlled tank complete with laser guided BB scope and 360 degree firing turret); and

2) Successful brewing and bottling of the first ever "No Less Than 10% Giuse Black Dog Motorcycle Rebel Gang Pale Ale." A formidable name I know, but it's a stiff brew.

These improvements have greatly increased the standard of living and will likely result in our promotion from "temporary-interim-just-for-a-time-being Carolinian residents" to "full-blooded-lifetime-Carolinian-native-sons." More to come on that later.

Please post photos and a complete game recap of tomorrow's dodge ball activities herein.