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David Beckham of Rowing
Submitted by DWalsh on January 9, 2008 - 1:14am. ::
Let me just say what an honor it is to row with The Gift, the Icon of USrowing, Bryan Volpenhein. This man is no myth, but a living legend. Known also as "The Franchise", His Giftedness has taken us under his wing. We mortal grasshoppers strive daily to learn the mideastern secrets of his zen rowing.
Born on a remote mountain top in the flat hills of Ohio, His Giftedness decended to help mankind as sent by his father, Mike Teti. Son and Father, together with the Holy Spirit Ted Nash, form the Trinity and together run Heaven Eternal.
The Gift and his followers wait until the day rowing is raised to the exalted status of Nascar.
Listen up Left Arm!
you're damn right I'm a hack. How do you think I got where I am today. I'll rake your ankles and hit below the belt in the wall.
Cuidado!
Loose is fast, and on the edge of out of control
Why isn't this group called "No Less than 10% Giuse?" That would be way better, and considerably more apropos. Advise.
What about The Enforcer? I heard he was in San Diego now as well. All us hoi polloi are going to keep tearing up Lake Hartwell until your return.
FYI, the Halo 3 grade keeps climbing: last I saw it was at Captain Grade 2. Not bad for Imes.