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Liberate Yourselves
Fine. Be that way. Combined overland/amphibious run-n-gun, shoot-n-scoot, or storm-n-swarm just doesn't do it for you people anymore. Things were so much better back in the old days of war. Now, people want "reconstruction" and "peace" and "functioning sanitary systems" and luxuries like "drinking water." You all know what it comes down to: bad parenting.
So, I'm going back to the war room, complete with a to-scale mock-up of BHLA battlegrounds (including topographic relief and billions of small figurines), and I'll push the pieces around to come up with something more aligned with the state of Plagueland affairs.
I mean, who designed this strategy anyway, Donald Rumsfeld?
This is a photo of the enemy, and before I go on, I want you to take a good look at her. She's cunning, ruthless, and skipping homeschooling to make money for her Epic Mount.
Now that this image is permanently burned into your retinas, I want you to come up with a better assault plan than that alcohol binge induced chicken scratch that was previously posted. No way in hell is anyone getting through to the plaguelands from the west. It's a Horde Zone and you'll surely get ganked by some Undead Rogue if the Undercity's guards don't get to you first. You better believe if they see any Allies in the area, the LocalDefense channel is going to be sounding off like a trailor park siren in the middle of tornado season. You'll be lucky if you make it to the Bulwark.
Maritime and Aerial Assaults are both out of the question. Any pimple faced adolescent knows that Flying Mounts are only useable in the Outlands, this is Azeroth people! Read the patch notes. And if you think this is gonna be like the beaches of Normandy, you better think again. It's called the FORBIDDING SEA for a reason and you can bet if you try to cross it, things will happen that will make Lost look like Gilligan's Island.
I'll be up in Stratholme PWNing Undead and farming Righteous Orbs for Dan's Crusader Enchant if ya need me.