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Free Beau Hoopman
It is true, Beau Hoopman can travel through time. And, what's more terrifying to his oppressors, he can transport himself and those he is touching across multiple dimensions of space. For years his social network has discouraged these powers and have destroyed his soul. Through name calling, ridicule, pestering, constant badgering, and torment, those who fear the wondrous possibilities Beau's powers could bring to this world have kept him imprisoned in a small, isolated closet in Princeton, NJ. Who knows what awful tortures he has endured.
It is time to free Beau Hoopman! Join this group and help build the Beau Hoopman Liberation Army (BHLA).
The revolution will not be televised, but there will be a guild meeting on a local server and IP address to be named at a later date. Bring your modems, hard drives, graphics cards, trade skills, spells, gold, bestial sidekicks, homemade leather armor and prepare to witness the emancipation of Beau Hoopman! Allakhazam!
Location
- Virtual Reality, FM
- United States Minor Outlying Islands
Disaster in the Plaguelands
Submitted by Left Arm Tan on May 31, 2007 - 9:23pm. ::
It is worse than expected. The BHLA confirmed the whereabouts of our oft discussed cohort, but upon attempting to recover said cohort realized that he in no way desired to be rescued from his seemingly imminent peril. In no way prepared for this development, and facing complete annihilation, BHLA ran away.
Things Have Escalated
Submitted by DWalsh on May 31, 2007 - 9:37am. ::
I was sent this picture earlier today from the oppressors of Beau Hoopman. Someone must have leaked that we have been receiving communications from Handsome Jim about his whereabouts and the enemy profile he gave us. It seems as if they have put a gag of some sort in his mouth but tease him by placing a Coors light can (with the frost brew liner) in his right hand.
Battle of the Eastern Plaguelands
Submitted by Left Arm Tan on May 29, 2007 - 9:55pm. ::
Combined dual flanking maneuver from the left, coupled with overland frontal assault, and aquatic landing operations to counter the Java blockade. We are outnumbered, but we should test the enemies resolve. One reinforcing battalion remains to engage, if necessary. We definitely need more troops.
Are we sure we are helping somebody that wants help?
Submitted by mssmith on May 30, 2007 - 5:12pm. ::
We better plan this well.... a few lessons learned from Rambo: First Blood (Beau = Rambo)
Trautman: We'll talk about that when you come in.
Rambo: I can't do that Sir.
Trautman: Look John, we can't have you running around out there killing friendly civilians.
Rambo: There are no friendly civilians!
