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Starting at suck
Submitted by Evil Killa on February 6, 2007 - 10:53pm. ::
First day: Derigged the quad. Attempted to correctly rig it as a 4- and was appalled at the modifications that appeared in the form of excess drill holes and crazily moved tracks. This ultimately led to a 4- rigging that said "Yes, Virgina, you can still row with your feet 8 clicks behind the pin, but it's gonna suck something fierce." Our original calculation of starting the 4-o-meter at "blow" was an overestimation. We've been demoted to "suck."
Left Arm,
That was a great inquiry about the lack of posting for the past few days. We here at Four-O-Meter group just want to let all those avid readers to know that, in the beginning stages of the Four-O-Meter we are sharing a boat with the scullers. Now before the insults and belittling of these fine athletes starts I must warn you that I was once a sculler as was one of our other sweep brethren Wyatt Allen. Now because we are sharing this four man craft we have only two to three days at a time to get the mercury to rise in the Four-O-Meter (unless bench press happens to fall on one of the days the four is a quad as Takeit211 for mentioned). So during these short hiatuses have patience and know that we here at the Four-O-Meter Group are diligently working to make your experience an excellent one.
Till next time.
DWalsh
Three days passed since our last update from the oft beleagured USS Suckafour (or is it the floating erg?), which has caused curiosity escalation like none other. By this time, we hope some combination of rig adjustment and Imes acumen have lobotimized the initial ineptitude into something respectable. If not, I trust the next week or two of Korzo coaching (as deciphered from bow) will render the initial hangover obsolete. If not, there's always a Master's worlds around the corner. Gentle Giant 4-EVA!